This was a failure

I'm making a note here: THIS SUCKS ASS
It's hard to overstate my bad connection
Internet service
You made me your b*tch
Because you can
For the good of those who get
The net before they are dead

But there's no use crying over every new bill
You just keep on charging while i'm popping a pill
On the telephone line
I'm just wasting my time
Hoping that i will be still alive

I'm really just angry
I'm freaking out so bad right now
My credit score may not be great
So sue me
No wait, i was kidding
Just a quick joke to pass the time
Is the background check done yet
It's time to get into bed

Now just point out where i gotta sign on the line
And i'll get that drug test mailed right to you on time
Here's my debit card pin, i'll confess all my sins
I just hope i will be still alive

Go ahead and put me
On hold for your sup to come right on
Maybe you'll find someone else to help me
Cause i need my You Tube
My clan must all think that i have died
Anyway, this chat was great
Give me my router today

No i don't want someone to come straight to my house
I can hook it up, i promise, all by myself
Send the UPS man
Let me track it so i can
Sit at home and i'll be still alive

And when i get it i'll be still alive

When i'm online i'll be still alive

And when i'm pyro i'll be still alive

When i backstab you i'll be still alive

Still alive, still alive



In the mean time, check out my clanmate's sweet vg review site The Good, the Bad, and the Videogame by Gryphon Osiris . It is teh sex.

I can haz internets pleaze?

Yeah, so since ATT screwed up my internet situation, i am withouts. Sigh, and the pyro update for tf2 came out recently too!
LAME!
More to come, from another library closer to my house hopefully!

Shout out to my eGO's : i'll be there soon!!!

Other than Stumble...

This is probably the best firefox extension...

Pic Lens allows you to browse, search, and view pics in a similar-to-iphone 3d format. It's really easy to use and eliminates those pesky banners and page load times that kills me in photobucket.

In Memoriam

R.I.P.: Gary Gygax. May all your rolls be natural 20's and all your feats be great.

(yeah, few days late... so what? i've been busy)

What's that smell?

Nick says:

Good gawd this man will not shut up. Anyways, good morning!

Michelle says:

haha, goodmorning too!

Michelle says:

smells sour in here....

Nick says:

I thought it smelt like nail polish... was weird

Michelle says:

yeah, it's not a "natural" smell

Michelle says:

but this place makes me sneeze so bad, my alergies have been flaring up since sunday morning

Nick says:

Good gawd, what is up with me and getting the motormouth customers today?

Michelle says:

they can smell your fear

Nick says:

Ogawd, is that what that smell is?

Nick says:

My fear smells artificial D:

Michelle says:

and lemon-y?

Nick says:

MAH FEAR IS LEMONY~!!!

Michelle says:

Best. Quote. Ever. I'm going to blog that.

Work ramblings...

Michelle: I drink more here than i do at home.
Michelle: That sounded bad.
Karen: We all do.
Michelle:
Michelle: Knock 'em back!
Karen: Ooh, cold ones are good!
Michelle: Unless they're from this office, then they're "slighty-cooler-than-body-temperature ones"
Karen: With mold growing.
Michelle: And a leaky roof.
Michelle: Word to your PC, motherboard lovas!

(i know there's some clever stuff missing, but just use your imagination and it WILL be funny)

Congrats

Goes to Occidental College (my lovely Alma Mater) and the Oxy-Caltech Symphony Orchestra who are invited to play at the prestigious Carnegie Hall in New York.

The announcement was made on NPR this morning, and after 3 cd's and spotlight shows, the group has made its way into the halls and hearts of New York's finest.

Better yet, i played with them for a bit, so i guess that makes me awesome too!