Despite my best efforts...

>> Thursday, March 1, 2007

My turtles will not die. Twice, TWICE i have tried to kill them and TWICE these chinatown bastards have come back from the seemingly dead. I must be losing my touch... though i've never taken on "ancient" animals. Fish die if you just look at them, my hampsters ate each other then died (as are the ways of rodentia), but turtles, they've got some skills.

I think i need to re-evaluate my tactics and try again...

4 comments:

nicopolitan March 1, 2007 at 9:42 AM  

This is, perhaps, the reason that turtles have a predisposition to become, of all things, ninjas.

yeaaahtoast March 1, 2007 at 1:55 PM  

I never thought of it that way....

Now they really must die before they make any more movies!!!

SnrIncognito March 2, 2007 at 4:35 PM  

i think you got the reincarnated soul of stuart's turtle, who's karma is such that even when split between two smaller turtles, the little terapins are truly immortal.

i suggest you keep them away from swords and other immortal turtles, lest they gain power unimaginable.

Fred March 5, 2007 at 8:32 AM  

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS!! WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!

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