Despite my best efforts...

My turtles will not die. Twice, TWICE i have tried to kill them and TWICE these chinatown bastards have come back from the seemingly dead. I must be losing my touch... though i've never taken on "ancient" animals. Fish die if you just look at them, my hampsters ate each other then died (as are the ways of rodentia), but turtles, they've got some skills.

I think i need to re-evaluate my tactics and try again...