I wish evan was going...

On his Asia trip, because i would have insisted he get and wear this:

It's an actual (non-gay) money belt. Sure, it would be kinda hard to purchase something on the fly, but if you find a good ATM, you can stock up on bills (or coins?) and since Evan is about as skinny as a lich, no one would be the wiser.

Course, since man-purses are now in fashion (think about it, briefcase, square purse???) i think this is cool too:


And it also appeals to my hiker/tomboy side, so i may have to purchase it somewhere along the line. Along with some Birkenstocks. Yeah, that'd look HOTT.

More info and other pics (+ ordering info) can be found here, courtesy of Cool Tools:
Kickass Belt
Butch Purse