Work ramblings...

Michelle: I drink more here than i do at home.
Michelle: That sounded bad.
Karen: We all do.
Michelle:
Michelle: Knock 'em back!
Karen: Ooh, cold ones are good!
Michelle: Unless they're from this office, then they're "slighty-cooler-than-body-temperature ones"
Karen: With mold growing.
Michelle: And a leaky roof.
Michelle: Word to your PC, motherboard lovas!

(i know there's some clever stuff missing, but just use your imagination and it WILL be funny)