Sorry i've been out...

Here's the scoops.
Lost my job.
Got a new one.
New one lied and told me to my face that they had to "invent" money with which to pay me cause they didn't have it right now.
Flabbergasted and didn't take the position (100 other things wrong with it).
The job search continues...
Less than 50 bucks to my name and a head cold.
Not fun...